Christian

Christian is my dear annoying, dumb, stupid friend who has no way of being anything near cool. He thinks he listens to cool music, when in actuality, his music is horribly boring. He lives in a box on the side of the free way selling his toe nails, and plays apples to apples by himself. He thinks he has friends, when really, everyone feels sorry for him cause he is sorta slow. Out of all the people I have ever known, he is the yuckiest person i have ever met....and I feel he has won this argument, and now has the better blog.